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{"type":"general","setup":"How does a penguin build it’s house?","punchline":"Igloos it together.","id":134}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?","punchline":"A spelling bee.","id":157}
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Emancipation is a bronze statue located in Harriet Tubman Park in South End, Boston, Massachusetts.
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